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gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.
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langdonhorror:

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a lesbian actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

ladies and gentleman, American Horror Story. 

03:18 Sep 01st
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elfauno:

Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

03:18 Sep 01st
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courgegirl-messed-up:

One of my favorite quote of Malcolm in the middle.

Happy birthday to me

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ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

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contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

03:17 Sep 01st
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tfw when high and at a family reunion

great aunt i've never heard of: oh my god i haven't seen you in so long!!! you look like you've grown a foot!

me: where

03:16 Sep 01st
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whatheballs:

This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.

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lionpuppy:

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